20th Century airline crew conversation - rival companies:
"So, Bill, how is the farm going?"
"Not bad Kev - got a hundred and fifty head of Santa Gertrudis grazing at the moment."
"Really? That's excellent. By the way, I heard your mob had a bit of strife with accommodation in LAX?"
"Yeah mate, but it's all sorted now. We agreed to settle on a five star hotel, instead of five and a half star..."
"Good call. Listen mate, great to catch up - might see you next month for a beer..."
"Seeya."
21st Century airline crew conversation - rival companies:
"Was that you guys with your landing light shining up final?"
"F@ck off."
"Unprofessional posers..."
"My airlines better than yours..."
"No - MY airline's better than YOURS!"
"No - My airline's better than YOURS! Nyah nyah nya nya nyah nyah...."