3...2..1 Play Benny Hill music NOW!
I used to work in a 14 storey building. At lunch time some of us walked to the bottom and walked/jogged up several flights in the fire escape for fitness.
HR prohibited it because someone might get hurt and claim compo.
If you have ever worked in an Australian government department none of this nonsense will surprise you.
Sleep tight knowing some of your hard earned is paying their wages.