OK, a quick competition is a fast competition.
Poor Buster and Nutty always seem to cop a bit of stick. But funny.
For the most innovative comment, I have to hand the trophy to Kiltrash with this one:
Pilot escape drill from stalled helicopter with total engine seizure shows promise
Rotsa ruck.
(The dude on the end of the string was having a birthday, and there were bags of flour to follow the hosing down. He was really pasted.)