ahh, always broken,
hook line and ........
i too have been around the world (arent we lucky chaps!!) and managed to get lashed and never to had the urge to do as you said.
i believe the individual concerned was easily provoked (a bit like your fine self!) and the whole sorry incident is regrettable but now history.
what is the time duration between alcohol and brakes off nowadays?
and as u well know , brown is best!
enjoy.
ps
and still not shovelled anyone to death, leave that to the RGJ!