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Old 22nd Jan 2019, 10:41
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Following on from the Eels in The Thames getting high on Cocaine there was a story of the WW2 fisherman who caught eels in the Thames Estuary.
On one occasion he caught a large eel who was seen as a delicacy in certain Hotels. Sadly whe he got it on board a boat hook sliced it in 2 and he saw his chances of a bumper catch gone as efforts to join them together didn't work.

Sitting head in hands he heard voices and looked up and the Eel cut in 2 was talking to him.

Don't worry about joining us together as that will happen,that Vera lady is always singing about it.

"Eel meet again, don't know where, don't know when but I know eel meet again some sunny day."
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