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Old 11th Jan 2019, 14:45
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Martin Barclay
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Glasgow Scotland
Posts: 50
Originally Posted by DaveReidUK View Post
One definition of a gentleman is "a man who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't".
The definition of perfect pitch is being able to throw a set of bagpipes into the toilet without hitting the sides, same goes for the Banjo.
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