A fantastic standard as ever..... There were a number of deserving winners...
Of note were:
NutLoose's "While the nav was fitted with all the latest electronic devices, the battery pack was a bitch to haul about."
Dan Gerous's "I feel the need, the need to breed."
and Wensleydale's "Despite hearing shouts to the contrary, Ethyl was sure that she and Doris were not walking in front of a Sopwith Camel Foot."
However the one that managed to tickle my personal funny bone (yip yip) the most was......
" Too close for missiles, switching to.....oh dear! "
DirtyProp ... over to you!