The title gave me a chuckle as I remember moving into married quarters at a station north of the border with my 8-month old daughter. Bathing her one night we found the remains of a dead bird coming out of the hot tap. Apparently the hot water tank had recently been replaced and the bird must have found its way into the tank before installation. On the up side we did get the best part of a years free electricity, despite our calls to the company for someone to read our meter.