"why does Captain Hoskins want us to turn round and do the Runway Search on our knees
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Join the Air Force they said, See the World they said, build new friends and relations they said, I understand but I cant get Snapchat at 30000 feet so I'm quitting. (Other Social Media APPs are available)
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As a Snowflake I am off to the Army, said the Pilot..... Here let me help you whinger said the Nav