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Old 26th Nov 2018, 02:22
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Rated De
 
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Let's hide the truth from the masses. There's advertising $ and club memberships to protect.

‘United wishes and good will cannot overcome brute facts. Truth is incontrovertible. Panic may resent it. Ignorance may deride it. Malice may distort it. But there it is.’ - Sir Winston Churchill

Seems like a slow copy day, as this 535,000 kg saving was mentioned two months ago.
One might muse that they would make up some bigger number, but as this previous article asserts, QF did this cutlery saving months ago in preparation for the 'game changing' 787 flight....

Airline weight reduction to save fuel: The crazy ways airlines save weight on planes


The one trick pony, Little Napoleon is busily digging through the bag of distraction.
As reported earlier Little Napoleon is musing a staff cull. Precisely how you de-transform a transformed airline is not known.
No doubt a team are spending countless hours of shareholder funds 'group thinking' to develop an 'out of the box' solution, taking the results driven solution off line, to re-engage and energise fort fumble..
Simultaneously, it is reported that another team is busily compiling a short list of value defining, strategy encapsulating titles for this new management initiative. Rumoured to be called Project loop back, Little Napoleon is evaluating the savings to be had if he removes olives from the business class salad. The moves resembles a similar strategy from code share partner American Airlines in 1987.

Qantas need new management.

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