Originally Posted by
vctenderness
OK this right out there in blue sky thinking.
How about a decommissioned aircraft carrier anchored of Tristan?
I’ll get me coat!!!
Obviously that's a totally ridiculous suggestion and I hope that it was meant as a humorous comment but if it wasn't and that your suggestion was meant as a serious one I suggest that you not only get your coat but also your scarf, hat, gloves and car keys and head off to to a place called reality :-)