Not sure why the long-lost server is a disaster though. I've had one of those too, just kept running and running, until one day we had a power-cut and couldn't figure out why a couple of the printers wouldn't work afterwards. Follow the cables....
It is if you've gone to Turkey for the sole purpose of upgrading it and your counterparts have omitted to tell you they don't know where it is, it's running on a VSAT connection with a cable buried in the walls somewhere and you don't speak Turkish and the only on-site contact you have has decided to go on holiday on the day of your visit
Ah, the good old days...
