“Sir!! It’s 2 SQN on the blower, monumental ball’s up!
the CO is asking why they’ve received two tonnes of bread for their Typhoon ordenance?!? If that’s true what hell did we send Catering Corps??........
.....Sir!! Line two, it’s Catering Corp...the Chef Sgt is asking whats Mauser 27mm, when he asked for Hovis 27 slices, what shall I tell them?!?
*%#+*^> hell! ....Tell the Sgt not to put his in the flaming oven!”