Apologies for this being a quickie but work calls. So I will judge now rather than drag it out for you.
There were some goodies in here so choosing an outright winner wasn't easy.
Runners up were
Shy Torque with -Told you it's not a good idea to put the ship's beehive on the flightdeck!
Wensleydale with - Anyone here live in Salisbury?
and Buster Hyman with - Note to Maintenance: Check pressure on Fire Extinguisher. Seems a little high.
Buster would have won but his lack of understanding of Newtons 3rd Law "pushed" me towards the winner ...
Dan Gerous with - Having completed his mission, Derek the Cyberman was hoping to sneak away unnoticed.
The mental image of an evil, single-minded killing machine being called Derek made me laugh out loud. Mrs Whipping Boy thought I had gone mad.
(thinking about it "Mrs Whipping Boy" just doesn't sound right somehow)
Anyway....
Over to you Dan.