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Old 10th Oct 2018, 12:41
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Nigerian Expat Outlaw

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Join Date: May 2004
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Vet: "That your dog ?"
Farmer: "Yep."
Vet: "Mind if I speak to him ?"
Framer: "Dog don't talk'.
Vet: "Hey dog, how's it going ?"
Dog: "Doin' ok."
Farmer: (Look of shock)
Vet: "Is this man your owner ?" (Pointing at the farmer)
Dog: "Yep."
Vet: "How's he treating you ?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Farmer: (Look of total disbelief)
Vet: "Mind if I talk to your horse ?"
Farmer: "Horse don't talk."
Vet: "Hey horse, how's it going ?"
Horse: "Cool."
Farmer: (Extreme look of shock)
Vet: "Is this your owner ?" (Pointing to the man)
Horse: "Yep."
Vet: "How's he treating you ?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."
Farmer: (Look of total amazement)
Vet: "Mind if I talk to your sheep ?'
Farmer: "That sheep's a liar !"
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