Ah, I see you've already made it to our virtual crew room, Simon. Make yourself at home, sorry about the tea mug, its one of the less chipped ones for what it's worth. As aa62 says, no boxes allowed here to climb into, merely the myriad styles and shapes of battered armchairs to slump into instead. No not that one though, if you don't mind, that's Danny's. He should be along soon, but his seniority in every sense of the word means soon might just be awhile, if you see what I mean.
In the meantime just take a look around. You'll see that the crew room at first sight takes on the appearance of a bog standard WWII Nissen hut, yet somehow has the ability to accommodate all who enter it. The reason is a bit complicated. Suffice it to say that it is all explained by the Black Hole Theory. Most appropriate you might think...