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Old 24th Sep 2018, 22:43
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
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There was a woman travelling across Australia desperate for a pee, but being brought up in the city, couldn't just do it by the side of the road. Fortunately she found a farmhouse, knocked on the door and asked if she could use the toilet. The old farmer replied that he only had an outhouse, but she was welcome to it. The woman went out there and from ten feet away the smell was so powerful she almost turned round, but she realised it would only take a minute so she forced herself on, opened the door, waited for the swarm of dunny flies to dissipate and slowly lowered herself on the seat.

Too bad then that just as she was settling in, her arse broke off the top of the crusted pyramid of poo. The stench was unbelievable and she just couldn't help herself and started to vomit.

Well I guess you all know how a siphon works!
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