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Old 23rd Sep 2018, 01:28
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ExSp33db1rd
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: The Smaller Antipode
Age: 85
Posts: 37
If you expect to get caught up in a hurricane, put sausages and cheese slices in your pockets.
That way, you will be the first to be found by the rescue dogs.
Like I was once told to add 1 to the total passenger count when signing the aircraft loadsheet, in the event of an accident they would keep on looking -- and it might be for me !
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