whatever secret squirrel club stuff you have going on with them that cant be spoken about, otherwise kittens are killed,
Oh no, it's a fair cop Guv, you got me bang to rights - a ball rolled down the tube from the secret mystic foreteller of doom showing that the child in the car would grow up to be a very naughty boy. So a special mission was launched to catch him at an impressionable age in an outdoor location so that the helicopter could use it's special mind-altering ray gun to turn him into a good boy for the rest of his life. There weren't meant to be any witnesses so they tracked him and his dad for days until they were caught in fog in a remote part of the country - who knew they had a dashcam? So everyone has been 'disappeared' now and there is only this thread to tell the tale. Don't forget to wear your tinfoil hats to stop them reading your minds...........
Clearly they should have used the self-destruct function on the helicopter to eliminate everyone on the road and sacrifice themselves for the glory of Queen and country...