Traf,
I believe you're thinking too hard in providing a logical response. It's not meant to make any sense, so in the future just reply in kind.
eg:
Dear Chris,
Kudos for creating the bandwidth to reach out and share transparencies in your latest StratCom. COS18 will surely enable a paradigm vector shift in leveraging millennial ensnarement going forward.
Thank you for providing the helicopter view from your wheelhouse: The ground truth circle is squared.
Now, lets put on a record and see who dances.
Luv, Traf
See? much easier.