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Old 15th Sep 2018, 14:59
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gemma10
 
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Paddy had just won the half million pound prize in Who wants to be a Millionare, when the compere asked him if he wished to carry on for the full Million, and he still had one lifeline left. Paddy agreed to carry on, and the compere asked: What bird from the following list does not live in its own nest, Blackbird, Robin, Cuckoo or Starling? Paddy wasn`t too sure, and could he call his brother in Ireland to which this was agreed.
"Seamus what bird doesn`t live in its own nest?"
"Well Paddy I`m sure it`s the Cuckoo"
OK said Paddy I`ll tell him that, to which the compere told him he had just won a million pounds.
The next day Paddy phoned Seamus again and asked him how he knew it was the Cuckoo.
"Well, said Seamus, I thought everyone knew that cuckoos lived in cuckoo clocks.
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