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Old 13th Sep 2018, 16:39
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Nigerian Expat Outlaw

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Old Age

I recently started at a new G.P. practice and went for an over 50 health check.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the Doctor said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 85 ?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor ?"

"Oh, not much grog these days and don't smoke" I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks, fatty roasts and barbecued ribs ?"

'I said, "Not much. My former doctor said that red meat is very unhealthy."

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, surfing, hiking, or bicycling ?"

"No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex ?"

"No," I said...

He looked at me and said, "Then, why the f**k do you want to live to 85 ?"
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