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Old 11th Sep 2018, 07:45
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The Nr Fairy
 
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Mr Smith goes to the doctor to hear his wife's test results. When he gets there, the doctor admits to a little "problem".

"What's the issue, doc?" he asks.

"Well, we've got the results for you wife, Mrs Smith, and another Mrs Smith mixed up."

"Why's that a problem?" asks Mr Smith.

"Well", says the doc, "one has Alzheimers and one is HIV positive and we don't know which is which."

"So how can we find out?", Mr Smith asks, a little nervously.

"On your drive home, drop your wife off about 4 or 5 miles from where you live. If she makes it home, don't have sex with her."
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