Originally Posted by
BEagle
What an appalling admission of idleness! I was always taught that you should imagine how you would pass scrutiny if the defaulter was inspecting you! So, well-pressed No 1 HD, polished OP shoes and your best SD cap were de rigueur - and you arrived at the Guardroom at exactly the appointed hour to the second!
and ensuring you then breathed red wine fumes over them just so they knew how inconvenient this all was having your evening interrupted!