A pal and I were both very new Sergeant's, at Gutersloh.
One evening, he received a call as Orderly Sergeant reporting that someone was "on the roof of the Airman's Mess porch, peeing on customers below at the Chicken Inn"!
With great presence of mind, he arrived on scene and, very loudly, called on the person to stop "spilling drink from a can onto innocent people".
It worked!
Chap came down, a few disgruntled customers, all sorted.
I guess a few washing machines were on overtime - but he defused it brilliantly.
lsh
