Heard these on another forum
A navy pilot saying, "If you flare to land you squat to pee" (sorry ladies)
"Helicopter pilots get it up quicker and go down more often"
"If it floats, flies, or f##ks, its cheaper to rent than to own"
If you have an engine failure at night, "turn your landing light on at 500' AGL, if you dont like what you see turn it off"