Reported for Orderly Corporal duty first thing at Akrotiri, only to be told to come back later.
Reason was that all the cells were full because the regiment had been building bazookas in the Pen Club out of tins cans and using lighter fluid to send all the light bulbs in the club flying around.
It took them all morning to deal with it, which was fine by me.
When I did finally report, only one prisoner was left in the cells and he was one of the stars of the 'Mata Hari' debacle, where a number of young lads were accused of spying, only for them all to be found not guilty at the Old Bailey.