Honington in the mid 70s. The Ord Off and Ord Sgt pitch up together for the morning flag raising. Now, the flag pole was located opposite the guardroom at the main gate and so there were always plenty of customers for the standing to attention bit. Comes the time to raise, the OS can't find the whistle and after a panic search, still no whistle. "Well, YOU'LL just have to whistle" says the Ord Off to the Ord Sgt. Just try pursing you lips to whistle with the Ord Off facing you grinning like a Cheshire cat and an attentive audience from the many troops passing by.