Following on from Sqwak7700, overheard on the staff bus from the airport to Cafe City last year. Two junior management bods with expensive haircuts, ironic facial hair and cheap suits discussing the upcoming Xmas hols.
Bod A. Are you taking leave over Xmas?
Bod B. Yeah, the way the stat hols work I only have to take a few leave days and get nearly 2 weeks off.
Bod A. (Realising he may have missed a trick). Oh.... I'm working through and just taking the stats.
Bod B. Does anything actually happen in Cathay City across Xmas and New Years?
Bod A. Does anything ever happen in Cathay City?