Don't knock it till you have tried it
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Is that a gun in your sporran? or are you just pleased to see me?
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In times of Civil Unrest over Brexit Her Majesty is glad to have the protection of the country's most fearsome warriors , The Argyle and Sutherland Highlanders ( woman's Section)
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HMTQ asks the Parade Colonel, " I say why have some of these fine chaps got red sashes and some do not?
Colonel .... "well Your Majesty the ones with the sashes don't know it yet but they are the ones being axed in the next Defense Spending Review"