Don hit the nail on the head - why on Earth do the newbies feel the need to start an Instagram feed. You are not the first, and not the last. We all had to train like you did. You enjoy your job - great. Don’t rub your friend’s nose in it, they might not be so lucky. You do not want your mates and colleagues to think you are a bell end. They will be talking about you, for all the wrong reasons!
Should have worked harder at school.