My wife to be and I stayed in the granny flat of his farmhouse when I was a student at Valley. One night, we knew he was "entertaining" so when we heard an almighty crash from his part of the farmhouse we wondered what he was up to. Sticking our heads around the door, we found him and his conquest up to their knees in detritus in the kitchen - all the cupboards had fallen off the wall and dumped their contents onto the floor. We asked if he needed any help and he looked at us with that lugubrious expression and said "Nope, we're fine!"
A true character and will be sadly missed.