OK, honourable mention to C52:
"It's called Stealth Technology. We disguise the aircraft as a small thunderstorm."
Treadigraph scored well with
Michael O'Leary's idea of allowing passengers to vape on board flights for a small charge was one of his more successful scams marketing ideas
"See, it happens every time we hit 88 mph"
Nutloose, you have missed a wonderful career as a comedian.
Handing over (waggles cyclic)