Ok its that time, Scores on the doors and it was hard, there are some cracking comments, but for a damned good chortle and for appealing to my sense of humour, the 3 winners ( You all are really ) in reverse order are
Third place
MPN11 with
“Don’t worry ... most old men smell like that.”
Second place
ShyTorque with
"What did that senior officer say, Dear?"
"He said next time I had a shave I was to try standing a bit closer to my razor!"
But
coming in First Place goes to Ascent Charlie along with the removal from someones Christmas card list
Meghan: "The man behind me is masturbating!"
Harry "Ignore him"
Meghan: "I can't, he's using my hand!"
The CS Trophy is well and truly past.. over to you Ascent Charlie
