( man on wing)....Ok Nicola, if you do get Trump in the cross hairs....remember it may be a one way trip
Or
(Pilot).....Its OK Gareth, we are back in England, its safe to get out now, the Man from Marks and Spencer is over there to discuss a Waistcoat contract
or
(Woman).... When i signed up for a flying confidence course I thought it would be in a nice cozy Airbus