I was thinking of starting a focus group to mull over the merits of making gravity illegal. You see I think Tony would really go for this as the next level in the UK nanny state. The rational would be that gravity is causing millions of man days off sick each year all due to gravity related incidents, such as trips and falls. I also think that the Insurance companies would like to jump on this band wagon so that you will no longer be able to make a claim for falling off a ladder as it would be classed an act of God (Or isn’t Tony that powerful yet ?) If Tony can’t sort this out I’m moving to the moon, where it’s free from gravity related incidents.
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