Originally Posted by
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In order to achieve higher efficiency gains, this action which is executed as often as it is unwarranted, now goes by its shortened form of "Muppats". Per the spreadsheet formula, this allows a verbal/action ratio saving of 0.009 seconds per use and over the sampled period thereby contributed 2/137ths of nothing to the overall project baseline. As such, its use is considered a success by the parameters defined in the Project's terms of reference and shall be implemented in the next financial year allowing the savings it generates to be retrospectively included in the Department's figures for this financial year.
I nominate you to the post of DSVP of Muppetry. Effective immediately. You will report directly to the Head Muppet. You have to legaly change your name to AhmedYournamehere to take the job though.