Framer, I just did it as Captain Armchair. I was comfortably inside the 2min 6 seconds it took for the Captain to call for the evacuation checklist. Look, please don't get me wrong. I'm not saying I'll get it right, and would expect to get hammered on Prune when I don't, but the fact is, that whole sequence was pretty ordinary, as pointed out by Centaurus. I can't see how anybody could say otherwise.
Throw in almost zero help from ATC, the crew doing an inflight engine fire drill on the ground (FO using the MFD timer for the 30"??; I'm not familiar with the 777 but wouldn't you just use the (if fitted) stopwatch?) and precious seconds go wasted.
Originally Posted by Fathom
Pull up to a stop and halfway through the drills the instructor says ‘Yep that’s great, let’s move on to the next lesson’.
Maybe in your outfit; not mine.