OK, the results are in:
Honorable mention to Traffic is er was for "Qantas staff shout "Huzzah!!" as they watch the CEO heroically adjust his pay packet."
Grand award to Kiltrash for "Trying to look innocent Smithy delivers the sandpaper for the Ashes test match later in the year... he expects to use a lot of it..."
Well done, lads, and ready for the next one.