Just thought of another one;
The second coming.
Glowing cloud over the tarmac.
Skinny bearded figure in flowing white gown surrounded by angels
descending from the glowing cloud.
Bunch of guys dressed as centurions, with high Viz vests of course, spears pointing skywards.
Guy with the beard waving a card in his hand "But I've got my Visa Card"
Come on guys, you must have better ones. Any Cartoonists out there??