And BV, you're right: I fell into the trap! Fear not - I'll find another thread on which I can vent my foetid opinions on the efficacy or not of things of which the media (social or otherwise) have formed my basis for reference. Much more fun that way!
Danny, perhaps you'll at least allow us to bask in a little Christian virtue? Turning the other cheek feels like a gentlemanly act, especially if accompanied by a wry shrug, a fag and a brew. But then again, my grandfather, a staunch and committed Methodist all his life, used to fly to Germany and drop bombs on urban areas (until they tired of his habits and shot him down). I've almost given up trying to understand the rules of this game!