I am always amazed that people pay large sums to holiday on the Maldives. Anyone who endured a 12 month unaccompanied on Gan must be equally bemused. In the same way anyone who was exiled to Saxa Vord is probably not going to be considering this resort for their next holiday.
https://www.saxavord.com/
I used to like the story about the old leave application form on which you had to enter the name of the nearest railway station, back in the days when you got three rail warrants a year for leave travel.
If you were stationed at Saxa the nearest station was Stavanger!