The clever one is inside a hangar for the wet weather occasion, with the drumbeat echoing!
Or having the Sally Anne Brigade at the head of us on the remembrance parade in Basingpoke and the Saint Johns Ambulance or similar following on behind both playing the music at a different beat to each other, those of us in the middle could have qualified for the long jump as we had the hop, skip and jump down to a T.. the SWO was muttering on the prowess of both bands and he wasn't being complimentary, I had never heard both organisations being called a four letter word before... The laughs and giggles were not only coming from those watching the debacle. but some of those amongst us gave up trying to keep a straight face.
Ahhh thank gawd I do not ever have to do that again..... my next parade I should hopefully be horizontal and heading to the pie heater.
Glad the wedding went off OK, though I haven't and do not intend to watch any of it.