In the movies they used to wear roses didn't they? Not really my style though!? Anti-skid & Anti-skid on perhaps you guys could wear large "ON" & "OFF" logos so we know which is which.
No axes required splat, far too quick. Send him off to "Her Majesty's" with a bar of soap.
Maybe ZK-VAN is available that day?
Does anyone know what time this thing is on the 30th?