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Old 8th May 2018, 04:55
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Krystal n chips
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Originally Posted by DON T
Google Maps?


Ah, you could be onto something here, albeit not necessarily "Google "....

Given the desperation to leave the EU, the UK population need some morale boosting headlines and thus a perfect opportunity presents itself..

We therefore await.....

" UK goes it alone ! No more EU interference on our roads !. Sales of UK road maps set to soar ! "

The problems here of course being the confusion, and total bewilderment, for Sun readers, 50 % of Excess readers, the other 50 % being confused as to why there were no apocalyptic weather warnings on every page (Torygraph readers, in keeping with their military affiliations, would simply delegate to a minion ) and Mail readers who would be confused as to why there were colours other than red, white and blue when attempting to read.......a map.

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