One of the many services that Airservices provides, quite efficiently, is an explanation of the services it does not provide.
The reason Airservices has become quite efficient at explaining the services it doesn’t provide is the frequency with which naive people make requests for services reasonable people assume that Airservices would provide.
Lead Balloon; Quite possibly then that is the reason why I once heard a senior member of a certain Pilots organisation use the term
Airnoservices.
And he was not being facetious!