Was a chap having trouble getting a British Passport as he had been born in India of British parents, who had themselves been born in India of British parents (quite common in former days, as Britons served the Raj from generation to generation)
"So", they said, "you've never been abroad since you came home from India, then?" ... "Well", he said, "I did go to France once - but there was no Passport Control when I led my men ashore on Sword Beach".
Collapse of Stout Party! Hope he got his Passport !