13 Month Correction
Dear DFO
I am pleased to announce that I have recovered the 13 month payment you decided I wasn't worthy of. Through careful use of Super Jokers I have reduced my productivity to recover 1/12 of the hours I normally work in a year. I accept that others had to work in my place, so I was selective on when I took the Super Jokers to maximise the probability of overtime for others. I know of one individual who doubled his pay for the month.
I am sure you will be pleased with my 'engagement'.
Regards