Are you sure she never walked into the cloakroom or lost property and mistook it for an art installation... and no one had the heart to correct her.
Roll on the 126 and a 1/2 mounted rolls of shiny loo rolls installation to celebrate the 100 years of A**holes running the show, the only Government white paper ever to have been worth a sh*te.
I gave up at page two of the trustees and it was soul destroying, as for the Senior managers, not one of them have ever served so haven't a clue about what the RAF is, and that is being born out in the dross we are seeing.