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Old 24th Apr 2018, 06:05
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ricardian
 
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At a country dance, a young couple were pressed together, dancing cheek to cheek. She whispered in his ear, "Let's go outside, to your car".
He declined, saying the tune being played was one of his favourite songs. However, she persisted and pleaded with him to go outside to his car.
He finally agreed. Once they got outside it was pitch black so he produced a torch from his pocket to light the way.
She said, with disappointment in her voice, "Have you had that torch in your pocket all night?"
"Yes", he said.
"Well, let's go back inside, then"
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